That Face Is the Problem - Chapter 82.1
“I mean… even if I like you, once I realize you are a man in reality, I might… start to lose interest, you know.”
Seo Da-sol said this somewhat awkwardly.
This was the first time Jeong Jae-gyeong had seen Da-sol like this. And just like anyone who was newly in love, he could not focus on the content of Da-sol’s words. Instead, he became completely distracted by Da-sol’s new expression, tone, and manner of speaking.
“So cute…! So unbelievably cute! Is he maybe… worried that I might lose feelings for him…? No way, how can that kind of ridiculously cute thought even exist…”
“Ugh…”
Suddenly, Jae-gyeong clutched the left side of his chest and staggered. Startled, Da-sol immediately placed a hand on his chest.
“What is wrong? Is your heart hurting?”
The earlier awkwardness vanished instantly, and his professional healer instincts kicked in. Da-sol activated his skill right away.
“[Heal].”
A pink light emitted from his hand, but instead of easing the pain, it only made it worse. On top of that, Da-sol’s mana was directly absorbed into his chest, making Jae-gyeong’s heartbeat race even faster.
“Da-sol… you are… you are too cute… my heart hurts…”
“…What did you say?”
Da-sol frowned as if he had just heard something unbelievable. He looked like he thought Jae-gyeong had gone insane and reached out a hand toward his head. But Jae-gyeong quickly grabbed Da-sol’s hand.
“I know for sure that you are a man, Da-sol. And I do not care about gender. I just… like whoever I like. Were you worried about that?”
“Wor, worried?”
Da-sol stuttered for the first time. He looked genuinely shocked by the answer. In fact, he was.
Because he had never expected that kind of response.
Me, anxious because of Jeong Jae-gyeong? Worried that his feelings for me might not be real?
The moment that thought crossed his mind, goosebumps ran all over Da-sol’s body. That kind of thing did not suit him at all. Worrying about someone, fretting over another person’s feelings, wasting time like that.
“Of course not.”
Da-sol shook off Jae-gyeong’s hand and snapped sharply. Jae-gyeong’s expression turned faintly sad.
“Ah… I see… I am sorry…”
“No!”
Why was he suddenly making such a pitiful face? A strange mix of guilt and discomfort pricked at Da-sol’s chest. He irritatedly scratched at his chest.
“I just wanted to be clear. I am not angry, so fix your expression. And do not cry.”
“I am not crying…”
“Do not even look like you are going to cry.”
Then Da-sol suddenly stood up.
As if he had made up his mind, he unbuckled his belt and lowered his zipper. At the sudden movement, Jae-gyeong leaned back into the sofa. There was nowhere further to retreat, yet he still instinctively recoiled.
“W-why are you suddenly… what… Da-sol…?”
“Then just look at it. My dick. We need to confirm whether you really know I am a man, and whether you still feel the same, to end this ambiguous situation quickly.”
“…Pardon?”
“Honestly, I also cannot believe I have feelings like this toward a man. Come here, Jae-gyeong. Let’s both take our pants off.”
“Me… me too?”
A joint lower-body exposure show, just like that?
Jae-gyeong could not follow Da-sol’s logic. It almost made sense… but also, who confirms feelings like this?
“Hurry up.”
Before Jae-gyeong could think any further, Da-sol urged him on. Naturally obedient, Jae-gyeong stood up and took off his pants.
This feels so strange… it feels like I am dreaming…
He finished removing his pants and timidly grabbed the waistband of his underwear. Am I really taking everything off? Even this?
With teary eyes, he looked at Da-sol, but Da-sol mercilessly pulled down his own underwear, kicked it off, and threw it far away.
And then what was revealed was… enormous. Jae-gyeong forgot to breathe for a moment. He had already felt its presence before when Da-sol climaxed while kissing him, but seeing it directly was on a completely different level.
What is that… an elephant trunk…?
In the middle of a body that was 15 cm shorter than Jae-gyeong, compact, slim-looking, and beautifully proportioned with well-fitted muscle, there was something absurdly massive. It was as if someone had taken Da-sol’s pretty, cute face and elegant body and digitally pasted an elephant trunk onto it.
Calling it strange almost felt wrong. It was more like a mystery. Something incomprehensible, like a pyramid or a crop circle that humans are said to have made but defy understanding.
“Da-sol… I am sorry, but did you perhaps undergo some kind of enhancement surgery…?”
“Are you asking that seriously?”