That Face Is the Problem - Chapter 82.2
Da-sol asked back as if the whole thing were absurd. Jae-gyeong was still holding the waistband of his underwear, mouth hanging wide open as he stared at Da-sol’s genitals (if one could even call them that).
“Or… could it be… perhaps your height grew in that direction?”
“Are you picking a fight with me right now?”
“No…. It just… it makes no sense…. It’s so long and thick…? But Mr. Da-sol, you’re so small here…?”
“Fuck, I still grew 2cm, you know?”
“Pardon? Your penis grew to be 2 meters long?”
“What are you even saying? Have you lost your mind?”
It was true. Jae-gyeong had lost his mind. Completely lost it. It felt as if a part of his brain cells had evaporated the moment he saw Da-sol’s genitals.
Perhaps Da-sol had grown to dislike men even more because he possessed genitalia that were so gargantuan they put a strain on his body (?). If he didn’t even have a member with that kind of dignity, yet dared to hit on Da-sol, Jae-gyeong would have scoffed too if he were Da-sol.
“By any chance, have you thought about appearing on <Surprise! TV>…?”
“Didn’t that program end a long time ago?”
“Is that so…? But surely… No, then at least contact the Guinness Book of World Records…”
“Fuck, so are you saying you don’t like me now that you’ve seen my cock?”
“No, no! It’s not that I don’t like you… it’s just that… it feels like it transcends the realm of humans… so I’m just so surprised…”
Well, no matter how big it was, it couldn’t really be the size of a leg, but still, the member that looked like a third leg dangling down to his thigh was truly shocking.
“Mr. Da-sol, later on, if our relationship grows deeper, we’ll do things like that, right? Things like… that kind of affection…”
“Gay sex.”
“Uh, yes…. You aren’t planning on inserting that into me, are you? I think I would need to receive a heal if that happened…”
Jae-gyeong’s face was turning paler and paler. And unfortunately, his reaction was perfect for making Da-sol misunderstand. Every element of Jae-gyeong’s behavior—acting as if he were repulsed the moment he saw Da-sol’s member—made it seem as though his feelings had cooled.
Da-sol felt ashamed. At the same time, he felt anger and a sense of betrayal.
‘I knew it. Jeong Jae-gyeong was just another guy who likes women. Now that he knows I’m a man, he’s lost interest.’
However, when he thought about it carefully again, the content of Jae-gyeong’s question was strange. Da-sol tried his best to calm down and asked Jae-gyeong.
“Did you have any intention of having sex with me?”
“Pardon? Uh… later on…? If it’s okay with you, Mr. Da-sol…. I can’t help it if you dislike it, but… since you ejaculated just from kissing last time—”
“Stop.”
Da-sol raised his hand to stop Jae-gyeong from speaking. That was a moment of certifying his premature ejaculation that he felt embarrassed about even thinking about now.
Anyway, the fact that he had intentions of having sex with Da-sol meant that everything he had been worried about until now was meaningless.
“You say you had intentions of having sex with me, so why is your expression like that? Confusing people?”
“Pardon…? No, just look at your own member, Mr. Da-sol…. It’s too big…”
Of course, Da-sol knew that his own member was quite a bit larger than other people’s. But since his father’s was also that big, and the ones he had accidentally seen in the shower room before—Hee-ro’s (ugh) and Jeong-eon’s (ugh)—were also that big, Da-sol did not think he was all that unique.
“Take off your underwear.”
Da-sol commanded with his arms crossed. Jae-gyeong hesitated before pulling his underwear down slightly. Da-sol was shocked to see his member.
“Why… is it so small?”
Da-sol asked directly. At that, Jae-gyeong reacted with rare indignation.
“This size is big! Your member is the one that’s absurdly large!”
“No, it’s not. Hyeon Hee-ro and Jeong Jeong-eon’s are similar to mine.”
“Pardon?! How do you know that?”
Strength suddenly entered Jae-gyeong’s eyes. It was the first time Da-sol had seen the usually gentle Jae-gyeong make an expression like that. It was a little funny, so Da-sol pursed his lips from side to side. ‘He’s jealous, Jeong Jae-gyeong. How absurd.’
“I saw them in the shower. I kept vomiting into the drain that day.”
Da-sol barely managed to hold back his laughter as he replied. The intensity in Jae-gyeong’s eyes faded again.
“Ah, ah… I see you could have.”
Then, Jae-gyeong let out a gasp to himself. ‘Those two also have similar sizes to Mr. Da-sol’s? Does having overflowing magical power naturally make one big? Then does that mean I’m still lacking?’ Jae-gyeong mumbled strange questions to himself.
However, Da-sol did not care. His worries had been completely resolved.
“Let’s put our clothes back on. It’s uncomfortable looking at a man’s naked body, at least for now.”
Da-sol spoke coolly and gathered his underwear and pants to put them on. It was a coldness that didn’t fit someone who had been the one to suggest taking off his clothes to check his penis earlier.
Jae-gyeong, looking slightly embarrassed, quickly pulled his underwear up and adjusted his pants. And just like that, without even knowing it, Jae-gyeong had passed Da-sol’s test.
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